true as fuck zodiac

aries: lovable but still a lil bitch

taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time

gemini: crayola as fuck

cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit

leo: cutest ever

virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit

libra: weird as hell omg

scorpio: probably satan

sagittarius: cute and very sweet

capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices

aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them

pisces: even more crayola than gemini

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

(via kill--me-with-words)